To any and all Hollywood butt-chuggets that might be reading this: Hi. You probably don’t know me. I didn’t go to AFI, I’ve never won…
As has already been established in this very publication, Cattle Decapitation is the furiously-misanthropic, environmentally-conscious, and stunningly-virtuosic tech-death/grindcore band of choice for the cultured, discriminating…
Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks to your shitty genes, family…
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day again, and your so-called long-term relationship has run its course. You know it, they know it, all of your friends know…
When HBO’s “Tales from the Crypt” was on the air, we didn’t know how good we had it. The campy anthology horror series frequently featured…
The pandemic was rough, but we came out of it with two positive things: A renewed appreciation for bingeable classic television, and a willingness to…
So you hit up the Taco Bell Cantina happy hour with some co-workers, slammed spicy margs till last call, were forcibly removed from the premises,…
Another week has passed and you’ve done nothing to improve your musical taste. Despite continued warnings from friends and loved ones about how lame you…
Washington, D.C.’s Dischord Records, which is often spelled incorrectly, was formed by two-fourths of seminal hardcore band Minor Threat, Ian MacKaye and Jeff Nelson, in…
Benjamin Scott Folds, better known to the world as Benjamin Scott Folds, has had quite a prolific musical career since the late-’80s, and still rocks…
Our pop-culture landscape is ever-growing, and the older we get the more muddled it all seems to become. That’s what makes these clickbait lists about…
Remember back in 1999? George W. Bush hadn’t become president yet, 9/11 hadn’t happened and the biggest worry on everyone’s mind was something called ‘Y2K,’…
Since 1976 the muppetts have been one of the most beloved institutions in the American media landscape, providing decades of that rare form of entertainment…
Formed in the wake of grunge music, Agoura Hills, California’s Hoobastank obviously has a cringe band name, but you keep on saying it, likely in…
Let’s get this straight right off the bat: Nu Metal fucking rules. Also, it’s “Nu” and not “n” followed by the motley crue letter. And…