29. Mrs. Ross
This rich lady does not know her drinking limits. Mrs. Ross would puke on the bartender faster than you can say “spoiled milk.” She’d have to go and her husband would pay to keep it hush-hush.
28. Mabel Choate
This tough elderly woman nearly wrestled a rye away from Jerry so she clearly takes no shit. This would be a situation of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object. But since the immovable object has a team of bouncers, the unstoppable force is gonna have to take it outside.
27. Mr. Pitt
Elaine’s boss (the one who ate a Snickers bar with a knife and fork) is yet another well-to-do inhabitant of the Seinfeld universe who wouldn’t be caught dead at a punk bar. This particular snob appeared completely unaccustomed to anyone outside of his controlled existence and would throw a fit when uncomfortable. He’d be tossed out so hard he’d lose his shoes and have to walk home on his white socks.
26. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry is the ultimate middle-of-the-road kind of guy. He’s even Steven! That’s why he’s in the middle of this list. He could truly go either way. A person like Jerry would fit in well at an establishment as long as he feels it deserves his respect. But if that respect is broken, Jerry’s snide remarks and selfish behavior can quickly catch up to him and then it’s “No show for you!”
25. Sally Weaver
Sally Waver’s chances of being booted depend entirely on her role at the venue. If she’s on stage, her outspoken antics would absolutely captivate the bohemian audience. If she’s in the audience then she’s getting thrown out before she gets crowdkilled by the entire crowd.
24. Uncle Leo
Uncle Leo gets a bad rap. He’s not a bad guy. He’s just annoying. Well, unfortunately for Uncle Leo, he’d likely annoy the door guy on the way in, causing a small kurfuffle, which Uncle Leo would blow out of proportion until he was physically removed from the space.
23. Lt. Joe Bookman
Bookman may be a library cop, but ACAB nonetheless. His domineering attitude and gruff demeanor would get him targeted in the pit for sure. But he’s overdue for an ass-kicking anyway. He may not get banned from the historic venue, but the next day he’s gonna remember he was at a punk show. Also, he’d definitely call someone a “punk” as an insult but it’ll be taken as a compliment.
22. Mr. Ross
While Susan’s dad may be an old money asshole, he’s clearly not above lowering himself to a night at a dive bar as long as it’s for spite. Throughout the series, Mr. Ross demonstrated the ability to lay low and no-sell his reactions while checkmating his foe on the chessboard of pettiness. He wouldn’t get kicked out but his wife would and she’d definitely drag him out with her. He should have invited John Cheever instead.
21. Babs Kramer
Kramer’s mother, the one who named him “Cosmo,” is described in the show as a complete mess. She’d get way too into the show and knock into people while spilling the drinks she’s double-fisting. She’ll get banned for sure, but she’s blacked out so she’ll be back the following week like George after he regrets quitting his job.