LONDON, England — A giant, nearly two-meter long baby was flown over London Square today, prompting confusion and outrage among local residents. The controversial appearance was approved by government officials, but many locals say it was inappropriate and insulting.
“I just can’t believe this,” said one protester, who asked to remain anonymous. “For this giant baby to be flown around in the sky like that. Get real. What do I care if some whining sack of shit with a passing grasp of the English language is in the UK?”
As of press time, the plane flying the baby had touched down adjacent to a nearby McDonald’s.
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