Nick Ortolani
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Let’s get one thing straight. I didn’t come here to make friends. I’m here for one thing and one thing…
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John Danek
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I’m not a sociopath. I’m aware that you can’t see through my tall, chiseled, fragrant body. And I feel bad…
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Edgar Towner
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Football season is drawing to an end, and millions of Americans are gathering around the tube to catch the big…
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James Knapp
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Oh, dear. Well, Billy, you’re in a bit of a precarious situation here. Damn, this jump looked way narrower from…
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Shea Strauss
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Look, as the frontman of the band, I am the visionary—and vision—holding this band together. Crusty Vag would just be…
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Rachel Steele
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People are always coming after my friend Steve for being “racist,” but I prefer to think of him as “descriptive.”…
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Doug Francisco
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When you told me you'd never heard The Mountain Goats before I was over the moon. Finally, I got to…
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Carson Soukup
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The NBA has had a long history of problematic relationships. Dennis Rodman was pals with Kim Jung Un, the NBA…
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Peter Woods
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It’s just so crazy to me that everyone keeps asking for another swing revival. There’s just something in the ether…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen up, we all know the rules of being straight edge. No tobacco, no drugs, and no alcohol… through your…
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