Louie Aronowitz
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I got fired. Yeah, I admit it. I was fired BUT, I’m totally fine with it, 'cause that band sucked…
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Dan Rice
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I’m not saying I don’t take COVID-19 seriously, I do. We all need to do our part and self-isolate or…
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Dan Rice
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Good people of America, heed my battle cry! Don’t let a so-called “pandemic” infringe on your civil liberties! Our rights…
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John Merrifield
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A fifty-two percent tax. I can’t get that figure out of my head. Fifty-two percent. That’s almost half my income.…
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Your Honor, take a look at this jury. When I arrived here for my trial, I was told the jury…
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Nick Ortolani
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It’s hard not to feel like we are approaching the end times. With the world on the verge of a…
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Dan Rice
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If I'm not given the option to watch my favorite episodes of "The Simpsons" in their original 4:3 aspect ratio,…
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Dan Rice
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Ever since I saw that documentary "Predator" I knew I wanted to be a super elite army guy. I train…
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Zach Raffio
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Homeless people won’t be getting any pocket change from me. I’m not gonna give these people my hard-earned money just…
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Jimmy Adamson
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I am not a racist. I’m friends with all sorts of different colors of people. Black, white, brown, beige, khaki.…
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