Mark Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. - Local Christian band Bless The Martyr has stalled their momentum in the metal world by refusing to…
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HARRISON, N.Y. - Harrison High School biology teacher Christopher Klein was abruptly taken to task this week by the appearance…
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COSTA MESA, Calif. - Mere days after Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his potential running mate, early reports show Republican…
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. - Tom Delonge, a founding member of Blink-182, has announced plans to debut a new batshit crazy,…
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Dan Luberto
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MANASSAS, Va. - Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders enjoyed a much-needed boost to his campaign Monday after he clinched local man…
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NEW YORK - Anthony “Tony” Rizzetti is considered by many to be a living legend in the NYC hardcore community.…
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Ryan Harnedy
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BREAKING: The beloved love-making act known as sex, widely influential on a wide variety of music genres, has been unilaterally…
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Kyle Erf
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LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…
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Chris Nakis
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NORTH PLATTE, Neb. — Local man Carl Wilkerson furiously pounded on his ceiling with a broom yet again to demand…
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Mark Turner
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SAN FRANCISCO -- Igniting a firestorm of controversy among students and faculty, local crust punk Jeremy “Germy” Lane is being accused…
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