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$167 Concert Ticket Comes With Free Commentary From Guy Behind You

Andy Holt • September 9, 2018

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — A special, VIP ticket package to attend Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tours 2 includes running commentary from…

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Marilyn Manson Gets Spine Removed to Eat His Own Ass

Zac Townsend • September 7, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…

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Court Rules Sublime Sticker Probable Cause to Search Vehicle

Bryant Smith • September 5, 2018

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled today that a Sublime sticker on the back of…

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Untrue: Not Every Pop Punk Vocalist Successfully Sleeps With Underage Girls

Eric Navarro • September 4, 2018

As the singer and frontman for a moderately successful local pop punk band I’d like to dispel the damaging rumors…

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Punk Fucks Shit Up During Horah at Cousin’s Bar Mitzvah

M.J. Amory • September 4, 2018

BALDWIN, N.Y. — Eric Goldstein’s bar mitzvah celebration on Saturday was ruined by his older cousin Chris Meyers, who crowd-killed…

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Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Science Says It Would Actually Take Approximately 25,920,000 Seconds to Get to Mars’

Justin Cox • September 3, 2018

NEW YORK — Renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson publicly challenged the science behind the name of rock band 30 Seconds…

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It’s Important We Hear Both Sides of My Band’s EP Before Passing Judgement

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • September 2, 2018

Having a calm, well-rounded discussion on the issues is getting more and more difficult every day. While it may be…

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Slipknot Unmasked On Stage by Meddling Kids

John Dixon • September 1, 2018

DES MOINES, Iowa — A group of young mystery solvers and their plucky pet dog stripped alternative-metal band Slipknot of…

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Aging Punk Shaves Back Into Mohawk

Layth Sihan • August 30, 2018

PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…

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Music Fan Opens Incognito Window to Read Sum 41 Wikipedia Page

John Danek • August 29, 2018

ATHENS, Ga. — Local man Jackson Green was busted early yesterday morning reading Sum 41’s Wikipedia page when his roommate…

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