Mark Roebuck
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BOSTON — Ska legends The Mighty Mighty Bosstones announced today that they will reopen for business this week at 50%…
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Mattie Foster, known for her drunken outbursts at shows, is now simply loud and wasted…
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Brendan Kelly
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The Harry Potter series has produced some of the most popular and beloved epic novels and films in history. Likewise,…
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WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — Local father Lucas Carroll is doing his best to homeschool his children during coronavirus stay-at-home orders,…
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Heather Cook
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I want my budding love life to be as exciting and effortless as my tuning of choice, open D. I’m…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Local goth Raven Stevens spent her entire savings on new clothes yesterday after an attempt to eat a…
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E.M. Caris
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LOS ANGELES — Indie musician RGRT could not solve a single “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during last week’s taping because…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local logophile Kyle Nazareth, the biggest fan of lyrically-advanced band Western Addiction, allegedly moshed with a large…
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Patrick Crooks
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Hello there Hard Times readers! My grandchild, The Hard Times, is feeling under the weather today so they couldn't write…
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