Patrick Crooks
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Adam Schultz is beginning to regret using one of his three wishes to bring infamous…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Chris Jones
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Every '90s teen can recall a time when they blasted Everclear’s "Father of Mine" after a particularly contentious dispute with…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local couple Debbie Yolander and Brian Guyson sustained mild concussions yesterday after guests at their Weezer-themed gender…
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Jake Menez
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PHOENIX — Stead Ned, the guitarist for the Ned Flanders-inspired heavy metal band Okilly Dokilly, is worried about his missing…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…
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Laura McCarthy
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TRØNDELAG COUNTY, Norway — News of departed Pantera guitarist “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott’s 2004 death just reached the isolated Kjårn tribe…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — A study by researchers at MIT has found that nearly every person who has publicly denounced a canceled…
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Wilson Conkwright
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Traditions can eat a dick. They're always accompanied by violent cultural baggage or a devastating family memory involving my Aunt.…
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Ted Pillow
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Emo kids, unite! Old school emos only. So if you were there from the start, come on and pull on…
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