Metal Archives - Page 65

Dan Kozuh • April 23, 2018

MOLINE, Ill. — Touring death metal band Spoilation reportedly wasted little time before eating drummer Vic Walsh after their tour…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • April 4, 2018

DAYTON, Ohio — Local apartment tenant Adrian Delgado has filed his fifth noise complaint this month with building management, claiming…

Ted Pillow • April 3, 2018

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Metal diehard James Allen used the online tax filing platform TaxSlayer yesterday to “eviscerate, desecrate, and properly…

Chuck Kowalski • March 30, 2018

PITTSBURGH — High school English teacher Dennis Schneider disregarded yesterday’s lesson on George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984 in favor of…

Mark Hassenfratz • March 23, 2018

TRENTON, N.J. — Local metalhead and office temp Sean Durham tested the boundaries of “Casual Friday” attire last week by…

The Hard Times Staff • March 1, 2018

FRESNO, Calif. — Local metalhead Terry Parker found yesterday that he is almost out of body parts into which to…

Dan Kozuh • February 19, 2018

GRIMES, Iowa — Heavy metal fans from around the world flocked to a sleepy Des Moines, Iowa suburb last weekend…

Kevin Hufe • February 15, 2018

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The California Department of Food and Agriculture approved a program yesterday allowing nü-metal scientists to test potential…

Rob Steinberg • February 2, 2018

CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…

Mark Turner • January 31, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Metallica’s live concert and online merch booth is now the world’s 32nd largest economy by GDP following…

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