Stephen Bell
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DURHAM, NC — Researchers at Duke University recently discovered that playing Tool for your newborn will cause them to grow…
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Scott Waldman
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We Came as Romans’ co-frontman Kyle Pavone had a sweet timbre that was unheard in the late-aughts metalcore scene prior,…
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Mike Maher
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BERGEN, Norway — Norwegian black metal band Benevolent Mouthfuck held a viking funeral for their bassist Erik “Zerononymous” Hansen even…
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Chris Bowen
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FULTON, Ill. — Several fire department officials deemed a recent fire at a local Christian church to be caused by…
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Carter Schenke
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LAWRENCE, Mass. — A new government report shows that unpaid child support rose nearly by half following the legendary butt…
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Alec Walker
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local Metal Singer Caleb Blackburn recently found that the secret to honing his screaming skills is…
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Dan Bookbinder
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HOUSTON — Self-starter Norwegian black metal band Necrocide flew to America with the goal of setting fire to a Megachurch,…
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Chris Bowen
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CHICAGO — Several TSA agents at O'Hare International Airport detained metal fan Aex Parker for attempting to board a flight…
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Eli Johnson
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MOLINE, Ill. — Local Dream Theater fan Beth Hillebrand enjoyed unfettered access to the venue’s female washroom thanks to being…
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Chris Bowen
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A recently discovered painting of Leonardo da Vinci’s the lost lower half of "Mona Lisa" depicted…
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