Dan Kozuh
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Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations…
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Matt Kenny
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PEARL RIVER, N.Y. — Local paramedic Amy Rivera tried to resuscitate an unresponsive gamer this morning by blowing into him…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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OK this is too cute. Apparently these 142,592 besties all got identical triforce tattoos over the last 30 years and…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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GOLDENROD CITY — A Bellsprout left at the Pokémon Day Care Center on Route 34 is getting pretty sick of…
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Kevin Flynn
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I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…
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Andy Holt
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The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and…
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Bailey Hull
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BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for…
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Connor McGarry
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KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…
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