Jordan Breeding
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BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — Following fan confusion over whether or not Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a standalone game, Sony executives…
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Mark Roebuck
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ST. LOUIS — Gamer Kyle Brown was upset to discover that the 1,637 titles he had recently bought from the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Those who have watched Sony’s PS5 - The Future of Gaming Show are reporting that, I don’t…
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Kevin Flynn
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — Due to the impressive power of the forthcoming console’s custom SSD and 10-teraflop GPU, beloved game…
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Andy Holt
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Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for…
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