CJ Hernandez
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YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one…
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Ella Gale
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LOS ANGELES — Following in the footsteps of Joaquin Phoenix, who lost a grueling 52 pounds to play Joker, LA-based…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today they were expanding their business from not treating employees…
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M.J. Amory
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A surprise software update was sent out to Tesla cars late last night that locks the…
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Peter Casciato
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CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NASHVILLE — Popular YouTube channel CinemaSins have released their latest video, titled “Everything Wrong With The Godfather in 28 Minutes,”…
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Matt Kenny
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KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Longtime fan favorite amateur boxer Glass Joe was tragically killed less than a minute into his mixed…
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Tom Scarcella
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HYRULE CASTLE — The Hyrulean Royal Senate deliberated this morning on a bill to remove the green rupee from circulation,…
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CJ Hernandez
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SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears…
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