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John Danek • September 24, 2019

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…

John Danek • September 23, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…

Gabie Barnes • September 23, 2019

WASHINGTON — A group of White House correspondents reportedly pressed the ‘A’ button frantically for the duration of President Donald…

Pat Cavanaugh • September 22, 2019

GOLDENROD CITY — A Bellsprout left at the Pokémon Day Care Center on Route 34 is getting pretty sick of…

Kevin Flynn • September 21, 2019

I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…

Bailey Hull • September 20, 2019

Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen…

Andy Holt • September 20, 2019

The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and…

Bailey Hull • September 19, 2019

BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for…

Connor McGarry • September 19, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…

John Dixon • September 18, 2019

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing…

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