Tim Sheard
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Nothing brings me more pleasure and a sense of purpose in this world than serving my country. Even if that…
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local conservative, and self-proclaimed free thinking punk, Eddie Duff was confused by what he described as “woke…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEATTLE — Juror no. 11, local punk David Martin, told fellow jurors that this is his longest single stretch of…
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PADUCAH, Ky. — Self-proclaimed internet detective Ralph "RurualSherlock" Jenkins managed to only wreak havoc on the lives of three completely…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A group of amateur ghost hunters recently declared they've captured evidence of paranormal activity in an abandoned…
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Ben Friedman
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local conservative Bill Wallace announced he’s ramped up his fight against the liberal agenda by spending $4,000…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — Local advocacy group the National Youth Anti-Drug Media Campaign issued a chilling new public service announcement claiming…
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Traye Holland
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local cool guy Jared Bellweather left his house wearing two leather jackets in an attempt to double-up…
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Mark Shady
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CHICAGO – Local man Chad Hester finally made the decision to introduce his “you don’t know what cold weather is”…
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Casey Smith
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HOUSTON — Local 68-year-old Harry Wilson is reportedly about to fire off another sternly worded email to donotreply@homedepot.com to complain…
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