Ben Friedman
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SEATTLE — Local goth Amelia Jones discovered the only way she can fall asleep is through the use of a…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden congratulated Mexico's first female president Claudia Sheinbaum on her win and promised Americans that this country's…
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Stephen Bell
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CLAY CENTER, Kan. — An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous…
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LOS ANGELES — Local shelter cat Midnight is holding out hope that legendary frontman Glenn Danzig will show up in…
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Vincent J Ives
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LONG ISLAND, N.Y. — Greenport tattoo artist Hazel Derulo continues to make an excellent salary by simply covering up Brand…
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Charles Bill
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil – A local topaz hummingbird was humiliated when he nutted super fast while filming a rare mating…
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Trevor Graham
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BELLS BEACH, Victoria — Former President Donald Trump was seen evading authorities by attempting to surf a giant wave off…
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Chris Bowen
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WATERLOO, N.Y. — Staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently decided to show his unwavering support for Donald Trump after…
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Trevor Graham
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BOISE, Idaho. — Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory are trying to find hidden meaning in the 34 felony convictions…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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