Matt Husser
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Stephen Bell
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MONTREAL, Quebec — Regular viewers of the online pornography streaming company PornHub looked on with a strange mixture of horror…
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GAZA CITY — High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defense Force were alarmed by a report that the targeted bombing of…
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Ben Friedman
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GAITHERSBURG, Md. — A report released by the National Education Association on school preparedness found that U.S. teachers were exponentially…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump worried world leaders in Europe and beyond after making remarks that he would like to see…
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LOS ANGELES — Local ICE agent Mitch Holsen admitted he wept a few tears of joy after receiving an emotional…
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WASHINGTON — The servers for a new Nazi dating app called Thousand-Year Romance crashed during a recent convention for officers…
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Steve Packosky
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MARSHFIELD, Wis. — Prolific serial killer Earl Hadley expressed hope that his crimes would at least inspire the lyrics to…
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Mark Shady
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Uber announced a new feature that would match intoxicated riders with intoxicated drivers, confirmed…
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Tim Graham
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HAWTHORNE, Calif. — A mechanical engineer at SpaceX spontaneously exploded while quietly working on a CAD drawing, according to blood-spattered…
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