Davin Givhan
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PASADENA, Calif. — Straight edge parents Mike and Joy Harmon were ecstatic to learn that their newborn daughter, MacKaye, was…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — A standoff is brewing between a local improv troupe and their audience, as Fancy Bananas have refused to…
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Greg Gillotti
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MONTREAL — Canadian post-rock collective Godspeed You! Black Emperor treated fans today to a special edition of their newest song…
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Doug Francisco
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LOS ANGELES — Singer/guitarist John O’Neill is finally motivated to move to Los Angeles after being blacklisted from Seattle’s punk…
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Rick Homuth
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HOUSTON — Drummer Philip McNeill announced earlier today he plans to learn enough conversational Spanish to navigate his band’s entire…
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Dan Kozuh
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DALLAS — Huffing aficionado Garrett Brass tactfully broke down for uninitiated newcomers the complexities of a can of spray paint…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…
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LOS ANGELES — Described by loved ones as “charismatic,” “fun,” “unpredictable,” and “always the life of the party,” Clark Tomlinson…
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Jeremy Hammond
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WASHINGTON — A full 100 percent of people in your life and around the country remember that time you accidentally…
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Brett McCabe
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NEW YORK — A group of middle-aged, financially stable marketers put their differences aside late last night and reunited their…
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