Patrick Coyne
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NEW ORLEANS — Jerry Nichols, the enthusiastic and supportive father of drummer Chris Nichols, is incessantly emailing his son band…
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John Danek
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SEATTLE — Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos announced his plans today to “personally beat the shit out of small…
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Sari Beliak
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DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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Rob Steinberg
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HOLLAND, Mich. — Your 14-year-old cousin Blake Liston admitted to you yesterday that, as of two weeks ago, he smokes…
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Dan Kozuh
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BOSTON — A new report out of the New England Conservatory of Music suggests that classic rock band Boston’s hit…
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Andy Holt
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ORLANDO, Fla. – Terrible local ska band Honk Republic transformed into a halfway-decent punk band late Monday night, when their…
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John Danek
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In a land decimated by civil war, terrorism, and violence, Syrian musicians have persevered through hell on earth. Thanks to…
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Kyle Erf
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Your coworker Michael Banks, a 33-year-old office assistant and widely known flake, announced plans today to get…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — The Pomegranate Verbena-scented Glade Plug-In at notorious punk venue The Grindstone is “doing the best it can under…
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Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid…
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