Mark Hassenfratz
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LOS ANGELES — Reports indicate Drake gives an inappropriate amount of attention to Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, who…
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Claire Brown
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So many beloved musicians are being outed as terrible people. The reputations of these musicians are tarnished to the point…
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Andy Holt
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — An aging drum kit living with local parents Barbara and Sam Willett has no imminent plans to…
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Reid Benditt
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LOS ANGELES — Ticketing sales and distribution leader Ticketmaster announced their new “Fuck You Fee” today, adding an extra charge…
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Doug Francisco
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PLANO, Texas — Pizza Hut president Artie Starrs announced this morning via a conference call with shareholders that the restaurant…
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Jack Garrett
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Fans of popular post-punk band Joy Division lined up for hours overnight to pick up a new…
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Ed Saincome
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For those of you who don’t know, I am a father to a beautiful baby boy. Or girl! Please don’t…
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Issa Diao
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WASHINGTON — An Alcoholics Anonymous meeting was disrupted Friday evening when 27-year-old straight edge kid Drew “‘Till Death” Jackson arrived…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…
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