Francis Beringer
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…
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Francis Beringer
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…
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Dan Kozuh
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First they they came for ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside,’ and I said nothing. Then they came for ‘I Saw Mommy…
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Lucas Passarella
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ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…
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Dan Kozuh
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local resident Paul Weber’s latest resolution to live healthier and save the environment lasted approximately 26…
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Dan Kozuh
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MINOCQUA, Wis. — 80-year-old retiree Mary Costa unveiled the newest addition to her famed model Christmas village this week: an…
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Scabby
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Dear Scabby: I am narcoleptic. It really affects any sort of productivity. A doctor once prescribed me an upper to…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump boasted that post-shooting vigil candle sales have been “way up" under his administration, during a…
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Brandon Kratkoczki
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BOSTON — Local father and tire store manager Dennis Bowman said the words “Pawn Stars” into his Xfinity smart-TV remote…
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KC Phillips
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Alright, bigshot. I get it; you just wanted to go out and have a nice time with your friends, but…
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