Justin Cox
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Acclaimed ogre and Hollywood superstar Shrek is best known for the proliferation of nude photos containing his likeness on the…
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Dear Scabby: I hit a child driving home from work. This was 3 years ago. I haven't told anyone. What…
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Mark Roebuck
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk Arnie Parker vowed to take the crown for the worst tattoos back from modern hip-hop…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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NEW YORK — Dating website OkCupid announced on Wednesday that they added a new filter, enabling users to search for…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular…
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James Webster
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NEW YORK — Local man with a small beanie Casey Rosevear announced his engagement today via Facebook to Liz McNamara,…
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ROKEBY, Neb. — Residents of a sleepy Nebraska town are living in fear of a teenager who recently transformed into…
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KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Party” group chat has allegedly devolved months after Halloween into an increasingly incomprehensible…
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Jason VanSlycke
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg today became the first Democratic Presidential contender to release a decade’s worth of…
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LONDON — A serial killer targeting merch guys allegedly murdered another victim at a show last night, continuing a month-long…
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