Kaitlyn Jeffers
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Employees working at the famed Nothing But Their Chains Anarchist Bookstore did not know quite how to…
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Patrick Coyne
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DETROIT — Reddit user Gary Johannson accidentally messed yesterday with the one tough guy on the Internet who wasn’t lying,…
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Mark Roebuck
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You there! The band of merry men with smiles on their faces and the $25 gift certificate to the mall.…
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JUPITER, Fla. — Local woman Kim Vandiver’s search history is cluttered for the fourth day in a row with Buzzfeed…
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Mark Roebuck
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DERBY, Vt. — The John Adams High School student council have launched a successful post-prom event, considered less aggressive and…
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Brett McCabe
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NEW YORK — Spotify project manager Diego Valenzuela received an unprecedented raise of $0.00437 today for single-handedly rebuilding the streaming…
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Vince Ratti
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pervert David Bell could not climax this morning during his daily commute after noticing another bus rider…
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Zach Raffio
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Warning: this heartwarming story will make you cry. When 28-year old singer-songwriter Mikey Delbond recently damaged his beloved Martin guitar…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local Guitar Center sales associate Dan Shin deemed a customer’s routine purchase “pretty sick” earlier this week,…
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local mechanic and outspoken male feminist Elias Murphy finally received his copy of Forbes magazine’s “Most Powerful…
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