Chuck Kowalski
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EUGENE, Ore. — A pack of Hard Times books has been “loafing around, stirring up trouble” outside the Valley River…
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Patrick Coyne
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GREENVILLE, Vt. — Lifelong Greenville resident Jordan Mateusz struggled to recall yesterday which of the many tragedies that befell his…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local artist Joe Burns is reportedly refusing to take any form of antidepressants for his crippling mental illness,…
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Krissy Howard
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HORN LAKE, Tenn. — A search party was convened today to find local woman and Instagram user Yani Park after…
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Eric Navarro
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Look kid, I’d help if I could. Everybody knows I’m the most generous person. But unlike others who give away…
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Chuck Kowalski
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STEUBENVILLE, Ohio — Homeowner Mark Hatfield provided most of a large pizza and a case of beer today in exchange…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…
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Edgar Towner
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WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — New historical evidence suggests that former President Thomas Jefferson acquired a substantial amount of his wealth by…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Patrons of the Davis Square landmark Sue’s Diner are still uncertain whether the staff are paid to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — 37-year-old web developer and former Fashioncore devotee Kelvin Robbins once again today chose against donating his white…
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