Report: Fuck.
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NEW YORK — A major new climate report issued by the United Nations today confirms that shit is majorly fucked.…
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Category: Culture
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Friend Carrying Round of Shots to Table Greeted like He Returned from War
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SAN DIEGO — Local man John Traeger was greeted to emotional cheers and cries of joy this week when he…
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Newly Single Man Brings CPAP Machine to Bar Just In Case
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PHILADELPHIA — Newly single man Tim Donahue brought his CPAP machine to a bar yesterday evening in the event he…
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14 Care Reacts on Selfie Hints This Is Memorial Post
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PASCO, Wash. — A cursory look at a recently posted selfie on Facebook revealed what appeared to be a memorial…
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Budget Cut Forces Local Police to Move Foosball Table into Room Full of Untested Rape Kits
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ST. LOUIS — The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department was forced to relocate one of their foosball tables from what…
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Free Show Not Worth It
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — A free show held at the recently reopened coffee shop Jittery Jill’s Caffeine Cave was reportedly “not…
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NOT AGAIN: Elmer Fudd Reportedly Slept With LeBron James’ Mom
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BURBANK, Calif. — Controversy erupted as reports surfaced that Tune Squad small forward Elmer Fudd engaged in a torrid sexual…
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Reason Woman Can Afford Therapy Becomes Reason She’s in Therapy
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MIAMI — Local woman Sandra Clemens realized in a therapy session late last week that her new job with benefits…
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Punk Show Running Early by About 90 Minutes Late
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ERIE, Pa. — A basement punk show is currently running unprecedentedly early, as it is set to begin merely 90…
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US Economy Adds 943,000 Opportunities for Workers to Be Exploited by Employers
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WASHINGTON — The US economy showed signs of rebounding after it added 943,000 new opportunities for workers to be exploited…
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