Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES — Well-known idiot Donald Robertson was beside himself with amazement when ChatGPT was able to produce an unexceptional…
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Tim Graham
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BURLINGTON, Mass. — ICE agent Wayne Almeida attempted to pick up women at a local bar by showing off his…
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Zachary Wolf
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GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — The entire population of nearby Mesa Springs was killed after a roundabout was installed in their…
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Zachary Wolf
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JUPITER, Fla. — A new feature in your vehicle’s GPS now measures distance in the time it would take you…
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Charles Bill
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CHICAGO — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shocked the world today with an announcement that their most chill scientist…
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Steve Packosky
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PITTSBURGH — A regular intake of lime wedges served with his favorite beer at local dive bar The Rock Room…
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Ben Friedman
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ORLANDO — Guests at the Disney theme wedding of Diane Ferraro and James Cunningham were shocked after it was announced…
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Mike Maher
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BOSTON — Local nitrous dealer James “Lawnboy” Carpenter was found dead at the bottom of Mystic Lake wearing only a…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up with “wasteland personas” soon before all the good…
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Ben Friedman
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ORLANDO — Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction today, consisting of a roped off area in…
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