Steve Packosky
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February 26, 2026
CHICAGO — American multinational fast food chain McDonald’s revealed the new Filet-O-Silverfish, a sandwich developed in order to circumvent crippling…
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Steve Packosky
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February 24, 2026
LOS ANGELES — President Donald Trump offered the position of Ambassador to Paraguay to Douglas Smith, the security guard seen…
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Patrick Coyne
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February 23, 2026
LOS ANGELES — Actor William H. Macy insisted that, unlike his “Boogie Nights” costar Mark Wahlberg, had he been aboard…
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Ryan Dondero
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February 22, 2026
BORDEAUX, France — Archaeologists at Les Cavernes de la Haute-Vézère discovered what experts believe may be the first known example…
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Brett McCabe
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February 21, 2026
NEW YORK — Local 41-year-old Brooklyn resident Teri Kraft entered what her friends are calling a “midlife crisis” after requesting…
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Shane Pauker
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February 19, 2026
WASHINGTON — Florida Senator Marco Rubio is being forced to take two jobs to keep kids going hungry, confirmed sources. …
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Matt Husser
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February 18, 2026
WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today announced his self-appointment as the department's first Head of Human Centipede,…
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Steve Packosky
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February 17, 2026
PITTSBURGH — Crust punk Hugh McVeely attempted to claim his pubic lice as dependents while filing his taxes, repulsed sources…
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Doug Kolic
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February 17, 2026
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The Hallmark Channel announced a new meet-cute release that will be set in a sleepy New…
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Patrick Crooks
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February 16, 2026
MAR-A-LAGO, Fla. — While attending an event at the president's Mar-a-Lago estate, Miriam Miller, mother of senior Trump advisor, Stephen…
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