Tim Graham
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The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…
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Bex Kane
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The American Association of Grandmothers laid out plans for a thorough investigation into precisely when their…
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Matt McInerney
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local dad Will Lowe somehow managed to accidentally “reply all” the national emergency alert test FEMA sent…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — 43-year-old Van Halen fan Jared “Keyz” Keaton fulfilled his lifelong dream of playing the “Jump” synth intro…
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Ben Friedman
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RICHMOND, Va. — Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching…
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Trevor Graham
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…
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Jeff Bender
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PHILADELPHIA — The reportedly “chill” establishment known as the 9th Street Tavern in the Bella Vista neighborhood of Center City…
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Ryan Dondero
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BOSTON — Recently sober man, Brad McBride, is consuming non-alcoholic beers with a ruthlessness comparable to the way he used…
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James Knapp
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COWARD, S.C. — Touring goth band Need Help Again With Ghoul, reportedly changed their entire world perspective of gloomy unenthusiasm…
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