Tim Graham
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HOUSTON — Soon-to-be retired senator Joe Manchin’s suit was hung from the rafters at ExxonMobil’s headquarters during a tearful farewell…
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Rob Ryder
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BALTIMORE – Party guests reacted with visceral horror upon realizing their host intentionally purchased and offered them nearly 16 dozen…
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Tim Graham
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BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new…
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Five Republican presidential hopefuls with absolutely no chance of winning their party's nomination took to the stage last night in…
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Henrik Persson
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Doctorate student and single woman Calise Sundell is increasingly worried her date for the night might be…
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Freelancer
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MIAMI — Skippy, a two-year-old Goldendoodle who only barks at Black folks, qualified for the third GOP primary debate being…
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Freelancer
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DAYTON, Ohio — Members of Hawthorne Heights announced they would be pivoting their merch strategy at shows in their home…
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Ryan Dondero
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NEW YORK — Recently discovered journals from the founder of the famed punk and hardcore club CBGB revealed that the…
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Dan Bookbinder
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SPRINGDALE, Ark. — The Department of Agriculture’s recall of 30,000 pounds of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets led to an official toddler…
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Zachary Wolf
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local punk Tabitha Milner recently lit a cigarette with a match on the first try, despite the…
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