Jennifer Donovan
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local MAGA Republican Richard Goiter released a new conservative version of Mad Libs where all pronouns have…
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Steve Packosky
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STANFORD, Calif. — A psychological study at Stanford University found that 85% of participants would willingly drink kerosene if the…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEDONA, Ariz. — Attendees of an orgy reported that the evening’s highly charged sexual atmosphere was being ruined by a…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller admitted that he’s just building Aryan Nation credibility for his inevitable imprisonment,…
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Trevor Graham
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CHICAGO — A veteran who fought in World War II still continues to have “Hitler Derangement Syndrome” to this day,…
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Ryan Darrah
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tech startup Optium will soon launch an app that aims to disrupt humanity’s concept of a…
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Ryan Darrah
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WASHINGTON — Centrist historian Milt DeWalt claimed that opponents of the Nazis should have been willing to reach across the…
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Tyler Roland
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — The mirror in the men’s bathroom of local venue Harlux is absolutely fucking useless, sources with…
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Steve Packosky
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Local conservative Karl Stokes decided to go back to being angry about Critical Race Theory after realizing…
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Steve Packosky
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NEW YORK — Landlord Ronald Fastings had a tip jar on display in his office at Z&O Real Estate Holdings,…
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