Category: Blog

HELP: My Wife and I Started an Open Relationship and It Turns out She’s Significantly More Attractive Than I Am

Jordan Breeding • December 26, 2019

I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty good-looking guy. You wouldn’t hire me to model in GQ or anything,…

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We Sat Down With Santa to Get Some Tips About Successfully Breaking and Entering

Anna Walsh • December 24, 2019

This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…

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Songwriting Was My Only Grief Outlet After We Lost Grandma in That Reindeer Accident

Shea Strauss • December 23, 2019

You may say there's no such thing as Santa, but me and my Grandpa, we believe. We know all to…

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Opinion: Some of These Elves Should Be Black, but Not Too Many, Actually, Wait

KC Phillips • December 21, 2019

Ol’ St. Nicholas is right around the corner, coming to spread his good cheer across the planet. In his workshop…

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Not so Tough Now: I Just Pulled the Plug on My Comatose Stepdad

Patrick Coyne • December 20, 2019

My step-dad was always a hard ass. He'd embarrass me in front of my friends, emasculate me in front of…

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I’m Just a Handsome Single-Father From a Small Town Called Jingleton Seeking an Overworked City Girl That’s Lost the Christmas Spirit

Dan Kozuh • December 18, 2019

Me - A gorgeous firefighter that is also a devoted single-father to a little girl named Holly. Holly lost her…

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You Can’t Fight City Hall, but You Can Fight the Guy at the Front Desk

Patrick Crooks • December 16, 2019

Theses days, the bureaucracy and red tape of local government are choking the life out of democracy. And I don't…

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We Talked to Generation X to Figure Out Why They Ruined the Economy

James Knapp • December 15, 2019

The current state of the economy is bleak and many are asking the reason why. Well, it turns out that…

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We Interviewed This Neo Nazi With Our Truck’s Front Bumper

Jonah Nink • December 14, 2019

In times of political turmoil, it can often be difficult to have respectful, open and honest conversation with those of…

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Gender-Neutral Gingerbread Cookies Are Unacceptable Because I Need to Know How I Feel About Cookies, Sexually

Aidan Sears • December 13, 2019

It seems as though every year, we lose more and more of what the Christmas spirit is supposed to be…

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