We had the opportunity to talk with Mastodon and get the nitty-gritty of what they had to deal with getting…
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IMPERIAL BEACH, Calif. — A punk shark known to terrorize beachgoers attacked a scuba diver by ripping the sleeves off…
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MONTREAL — PornHub I.T. guy Dewey Palmer helped a fellow employee troubleshoot their malfunctioning computer this morning by suggesting they…
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BROOKLYN — Quarantined punk Lex Sykes took to his own bathroom last week to practice his vandalism skills due to…
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NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…
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WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD It’s not very often we get such a cataclysmic symbiosis of metal and tomfoolery in one…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — The only working toilet in local punk house The Mooseknuckle is simply a litter box following a…
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SAN DIEGO — Junior designer Lewis Cooper allegedly accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus yesterday, thanks to…
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Here I am at the local Burger Blaster minding my own business when this guy takes his Portable Porno Player…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — The resale price of a rare Princess Diana Beanie Baby rose exponentially last week after local collector…
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