Page 6 – HARDTIMES

March 15, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS – An $1,800 investment in assorted band merchandise is forcing cash-strapped members of hardcore band Dead Popes Society to…

March 15, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS – An $1,800 investment in assorted band merchandise is forcing cash-strapped members of hardcore band Dead Popes Society to…

February 26, 2022

As a Socialist, I fucking love the library. Forget Starbucks because the library is the last REAL third space in…

February 24, 2022

Well, here we are, the McDonald’s near the park with all the ducks. No dried smears of ketchup on every…

January 21, 2022

That really sucks about Shithouse Seth, man. If I knew he was having a mental breakdown or whatever, I definitely…

December 28, 2021

INDIANAPOLIS – A small but visibly-confused group of free thinkers stormed the HI-FI Annex stage to incoherently question the connection…

December 25, 2021

SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notorious asshole Bill Finley was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a disembodied paranormal…

December 5, 2021

Damn it, dude! They’ve gotta be here somewhere, but I can’t find ‘em! Have you seen my… uh… you know……

November 13, 2021

Did you hear about Death Metal Dave? Yeah, he got ANOTHER job. Ever since he slammed on a lame-ass frontside…

July 24, 2021

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Members of fledgling hardcore band Horse Hockey Massacre conceded the fact their set should’ve ended, like,…