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September 11, 2020

So, you consider yourself a fan of folk punk? Not just a passive listener who knows some Daniel Johnston tunes,…

August 24, 2020

LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…

August 23, 2020

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…

August 18, 2020

OSPREY, Fla. — The Sarasota Friends School was pleased to announce this week that in addition to maintaining its status…

August 10, 2020

FAIRFIELD, N.J. — Local police were accused today of intentionally leaving a pallet of boxes labeled “ACME” in the street…

August 9, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Nü-metal darlings Limp Bizkit have worked with a local distillery to release their own exclusive, officially-licenced Chocolate…

July 3, 2020

CINCINNATI — Over 100 professionally trained clowns tested positive for COVID-19 last week after riding together in the same tiny…

July 2, 2020

BRADFORD, N.H. — Lawyers representing Ghislaine Maxwell, a confidant of disgraced financier Jefferey Epstein, are asking for leniency against their…

June 14, 2020

Members of the World Health Organization announced last Friday that the iconic Food Pyramid will be revised to include 'feelings'…

June 4, 2020

Last night, some friends and I attended a protest in my hometown, in response to the police killing of George…