Band Surprises One Lucky Fan with Long-Forgotten Patreon Reward
TACOMA, Wash. — Members of indie trio Shades of Hemingway surprised “superfan” and sole Patreon subscriber Artie Ravil yesterday by…
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How Can You Call Yourself a Record Store if You Don’t Have This Crate of Records I’m Trying to Sell You?
Nice little shop you got here. I like the basic, minimalist approach- you probably keep all the good stuff for…
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Oh I’m Sorry, Did My Words Offend You, Snowflake? Maybe I Should Scrub Them From the Internet and Let’s Not Talk About This Anymore, Ok?
Oh no! Did my words offend you? Pweease don’t kwyy, I sowwy— just to be clear, that was a baby…
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Man at Least 12 Years Older Than Coworkers Tired of Being Mistaken for Manager
CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…
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Guy on Street Corner Just Needs Couple Bucks for Patreon Exclusive Podcast Episode
CINCINNATI — Local resident Ricardo Korm reportedly asked several passersby for money yesterday to buy Patreon-exclusive content from his favorite…
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Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set
ODESSA, Texas — Touring hardcore band Mormon Conversion Unit was criticized last night for failing to observe the established etiquette…
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Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
TACOMA, Wash. — Local music fan Don Glenswig was elated last night to discover a long line for the bathroom…
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Anti-Fascist Black Metal Band Only Advocates Indiscriminate Mass Slaughter
NEW YORK — Self-described anti-fascist black metal band Ornamental Sun admitted that, although the group’s lyrics often detail horrifically violent…
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5 Tips for Traveling the World While Maintaining an Incredibly Narrow View of It
I love to travel. Travel is the first interest listed on all my dating apps, right above Cards Against Humanity,…
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Christian Rapper’s Only Beef Is With Premarital Sex
TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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