We Talked to Punk Legend Bebop About New York in the 80s October 26, 2018 The 80s in New York City has become a legendary, almost mythical, time in the history of punk. From bands… Read More →
Burrito You’re About to Take a Bite of Named Official Burrito of Alt-Right July 27, 2018 STOCKTON, Calif. — Tensions mounted on Thursday as the burrito you were about to eat on your lunch break was… Read More →
Relocated Punk Still Getting the Hang of Hating New Town July 3, 2018 SEATTLE — Recently relocated musician Nadine Oliver is still finding her way hating the city chosen last month as her… Read More →
Punk Asking to Get Into Sold Out Punk Rock Bowling Show Disappointed to Learn Tickets Still Available May 8, 2018 LAS VEGAS — Scene staple Pat “P” Ott learned last night that the show they believed to be sold out… Read More →
Top 5 Things Thrift Store Workers Think Are Records March 20, 2018 Let’s face it. Whether they’re volunteering spare time after retirement or shaving off a couple hours of community service after… Read More →
Zack de la Rocha Listening to Paul Ryan at Gym January 11, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Rage Against the Machine vocalist and Planet Fitness member Zack de la Rocha finds his workout motivation… Read More →
BREAKING: Lana Del Rey Ordered to “Pay What You Want” in Radiohead Lawsuit January 9, 2018 LOS ANGELES - A federal judge ordered earlier this evening that musician Lana Del Rey “pay what she wish” to… Read More →
Church of Jerry Garcia Reluctantly Transitions to Church of John Mayer November 24, 2017 MENDOCINO, Calif. — Devout disciples of Jerry Garcia have begun a gradual, reluctant transition from worshipping the original Grateful Dead… Read More →
It’s Time for Taylor Swift to Speak up About Racism and the Teeth I’ve Been Sending Her October 8, 2017 Taylor Swift’s new song “Look What You Made Me Do” was recently knocked from the number one chart position by… Read More →
Grateful Dead Fan Sends Women Unsolicited Dick’s Picks August 1, 2017 ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local resident and Grateful Dead advocate Zack Hallman is under fire this week for sharing Dick’s Picks… Read More →