TACOMA, Wash. — Members of indie trio Shades of Hemingway surprised “superfan” and sole Patreon subscriber Artie Ravil yesterday by…
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Nice little shop you got here. I like the basic, minimalist approach- you probably keep all the good stuff for…
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Oh no! Did my words offend you? Pweease don’t kwyy, I sowwy— just to be clear, that was a baby…
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CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…
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CINCINNATI — Local resident Ricardo Korm reportedly asked several passersby for money yesterday to buy Patreon-exclusive content from his favorite…
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ODESSA, Texas — Touring hardcore band Mormon Conversion Unit was criticized last night for failing to observe the established etiquette…
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local music fan Don Glenswig was elated last night to discover a long line for the bathroom…
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NEW YORK — Self-described anti-fascist black metal band Ornamental Sun admitted that, although the group’s lyrics often detail horrifically violent…
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I love to travel. Travel is the first interest listed on all my dating apps, right above Cards Against Humanity,…
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TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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