Tom Peters, Author at HARDTIMES

January 12, 2020

TACOMA, Wash. — Members of indie trio Shades of Hemingway surprised “superfan” and sole Patreon subscriber Artie Ravil yesterday by…

December 9, 2019

Nice little shop you got here. I like the basic, minimalist approach- you probably keep all the good stuff for…

November 30, 2019

Oh no! Did my words offend you? Pweease don’t kwyy, I sowwy— just to be clear, that was a baby…

November 19, 2019

CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…

November 18, 2019

CINCINNATI — Local resident Ricardo Korm reportedly asked several passersby for money yesterday to buy Patreon-exclusive content from his favorite…

November 17, 2019

ODESSA, Texas — Touring hardcore band Mormon Conversion Unit was criticized last night for failing to observe the established etiquette…

October 11, 2019

TACOMA, Wash. — Local music fan Don Glenswig was elated last night to discover a long line for the bathroom…

July 27, 2019

NEW YORK — Self-described anti-fascist black metal band Ornamental Sun admitted that, although the group’s lyrics often detail horrifically violent…

July 11, 2019

I love to travel. Travel is the first interest listed on all my dating apps, right above Cards Against Humanity,…

July 6, 2019

TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…