RICHMOND, Va. – The nation’s coworkers reportedly resolved to hold an extended conversation in the general area outside the employee bathroom at the exact time…
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CENTRAL GAZA — Israeli government officials confirmed that the bombing of a UN school in Gaza, which was carried out using munitions from the United…
After celebrating another engagement within my friend group, I realized that there was something missing in my life. So I decided it was time to…
Nothing brings me more pleasure and a sense of purpose in this world than serving my country. Even if that means having to travel to…
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Punk-owned and operated food bank Rise Above has suddenly become a beacon of hope for a local community, due mostly to…
When driving across America, you begin to notice how many big-box brands there are scattered across this nation. But what’s under-discussed are how fuckable their…
What do dreams, recollections of improv scenes, and stories of drug trips all have in common? Everyone loves hearing them described in great detail! You…
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New music is one of the most readily available forms of media on the planet, but you’re still listening to a scratched CD-R of System…
Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you realized your dream house is…
It seems like just yesterday that America was involved in an illegal and immoral war in Iraq. While kids you knew from high school were…
NEW YORK — Board members at New York University decided to do away with any attempt at holding up appearances and just allow students to…