CENTRAL GAZA — Israeli government officials confirmed that the bombing of a UN school in Gaza, which was carried out using munitions from the United…
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Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you realized your dream house is…
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NEW YORK — Board members at New York University decided to do away with any attempt at holding up appearances and just allow students to…
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Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks to your shitty genes, family…