Tim Sheard, Author at HARDTIMES

February 25, 2024

We all know that ketamine is actually for horses. Well, technically for various veterinary and medical uses, but mostly horses.…

February 15, 2024

Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…

February 9, 2024

While stepping up to the grind and getting that bread is the most important thing a chad can do, it…

January 7, 2024

Meet Ashley Hightower, a 28 year-old-college graduate from an upper-middle-class family. Like a lot of us, she has severe anxiety,…

January 6, 2024

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today broke ground on a new memorial to not commemorate the insurrection riots that took place…

December 28, 2023

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local woman Kirsten Russet decided to rescind her “out” status as bisexual following online rumors that Paramore…

December 26, 2023

It’s a normal problem: your friend brought you to this exclusive sex party, but you want to listen to Sufjan…

December 19, 2023

There is an energy coming from the kitchen counter. I’m not hungry, instead feeling the familiar light giddiness and slow…

November 22, 2023

JERUSALEM — The Israeli government and Hamas agreed to a humanitarian ceasefire after the IDF realized needed time to receive…

October 28, 2023

NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…