PHILADELPHIA -- His Holiness Pope Francis spent a significant amount of time after his sermon in Philadelphia today chatting up…
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WASHINGTON - Under intense pressure from fans of his proto-punk band "Raging Boehners," Speaker of the House John Boehner announced…
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BROOKLYN - After raising the price of a life-saving pill commonly used to treat infections related to HIV/AIDS, Martin Shkreli…
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Spectators at last night's highly anticipated ClearlyxStraight show were left speechless as local fat guy,…
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TAKOMA PARK, M.D. - Mikey Lewis, a political punk with a penchant for calling out people on Facebook, was excommunicated…
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MILWAUKEE - Local convenience store clerk Mark Winston is afraid to request time off from the dead-end job he despises,…
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LOS ANGELES - Pop icon Taylor Swift took to the internet to announce the prequel to her 2014 chart-topping album 1989…
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CHICAGO – Chasing the waning popularity of nostalgia-driven reunion shows, legendary Oi! band Booze Crews announced they will be playing their…
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PORTLAND -- The production of popular IFC sketch comedy show Portlandia was suddenly halted last week after the show's writer…
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SAN FRANCISCO - With more and more people meeting via dating apps, creating the perfect online dating profile has become more…
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