Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes June 19, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) Aries is known as the most adventurous of all the zodiac. While your bravery and risky… Read More →
Crowd Surfing Gang Brutally Enforces “Locals Only” Policy at Punk Show June 19, 2018 HILO, Hawaii — A recent string of attacks on tourists attending DIY punk shows in various parts of Hawaii has… Read More →
Mixed Media on Canvas at Local Coffee Shop $750 for Some Fucking Reason June 16, 2018 SAN FRANCISCO — A crudely made oil and watercolor painting on the wall of Revelry Coffee Roasters has a reported… Read More →
Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3 June 15, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes June 12, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) Cool it, Aries. Just because you watched Childish Gambino’s “This Is America” once doesn’t mean anyone… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes June 6, 2018 Aries (March 21 - April 19) Feel free to take a mental health break today, Aries: you need it after… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes May 30, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) Your temper will be your downfall this week, Aries. Pick your battles. Your Marxist memes on… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes May 23, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve been juggling your career, romance, and creative interests for the past year, Aries… and, hey:… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes May 16, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) Stop feeling sorry for yourself, Aries. Nobody cares that Josh ate your leftover take out. It… Read More →
Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes May 9, 2018 Aries (March 21-April 19) Tensions are high near the 15th this month — especially around your home and family life.… Read More →