The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

March 10, 2020

DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…

March 9, 2020

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk Eddy “Rotgut” Lewiston made a panicked phone call to his parents to make sure his…

March 6, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Austin native Trevor Conley lamented the sudden cancelation of SXSW claiming the long-running tech, music, and film…

March 5, 2020

Dude! I was at the mall getting a new pair of JNCOs and some sick fingerless gloves from Hot Topic,…

March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign via a…

March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…

March 3, 2020

NEW YORK — A recent report from Overpower-Overcome Enterprises found that last year’s inordinate number of backstabbings ground the hardcore…

March 1, 2020

CARSON, Calif. — Tampa Bay Vipers stand-out kicker Andrew Franks outraged fans and pundits last week after refusing to stand…

February 25, 2020

LAS VEGAS – Outspoken former UFC Featherweight and Lightweight Champion Conor McGregor shocked the world by expressing his openness to…

February 20, 2020

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign is reeling today after the Democratic contender reportedly kissed a baby…