The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

April 3, 2020

It’s a difficult thing to accept but right now, the best thing you can do for some of the people…

April 2, 2020

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham stole a substantial portion of his daughter’s cereal this morning to help…

March 24, 2020

NEW YORK — Stock photo websites jacked up their prices today for pictures of financial workers on Wall Street looking…

March 21, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Trump held a press conference this morning to drink a full cup of COVID-19, hoping the gesture…

March 19, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Popular OnlyFans model LilVickiXX posted a new video earlier today where she showed her ass, tits,…

March 12, 2020

DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…

March 12, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to the Coronavirus "and other infectious diseases," clarifying that…

March 10, 2020

DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…

March 9, 2020

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk Eddy “Rotgut” Lewiston made a panicked phone call to his parents to make sure his…

March 6, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Austin native Trevor Conley lamented the sudden cancelation of SXSW claiming the long-running tech, music, and film…