Unhinged Psycho Prefers Band’s Later Stuff
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Local maniac Cole Kristoff openly admits he prefers the most recent releases from his favorite metal band…
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Machine Gun Kelly Threatens to Cover “Aerials” Again Unless Five Million Dollars in Unmarked Bills Left at Secret Drop Zone
LOS ANGELES — Machine Gun Kelly threatened to once again butcher a beloved System of a Down song on national…
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“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…
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Punk Afraid He Peaked in GED Certification Class
NASHUA, N.H. — Local punk Andreas Howell expressed dismay that his best days were behind him and lamented the fact…
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Our Most Popular Headlines of 2022 (But You Knew About Them Before They Were Cool)
As we wrap up 2022 we decided to take a look back at some of our hard-hitting and poignant stories…
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Today The Hard Times Celebrates Eight Years of Comprehensive Reporting
The Hard Times launched on December 14, 2014, and since then we have continued to bring you the most hard-hitting,…
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Guy Who Did Original Mastering on Album Guesses He Will Just Go Fuck Himself
QUINCY, Mass. — Local sound engineer Terry Crain was dejected to see an album he mastered 15 years ago for…
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Recording Academy of America Members Admit Turnstile Grammy Nominations Were Desperate Ploy to Save Money on Blink-182 Tickets
LOS ANGELES — Leaked emails from high-ranking members of the Recording Academy of America suggest that the three Turnstile Grammy…
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Deluxe Box Set Features Over 40 Unreleased and Completely Unlistenable Live and Demo Tracks
LOS ANGELES — Indie rock legends Theory of Judah released a new deluxe box set that features terribly recorded and…
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Kind of Sad: James Hetfield Is Still Walking Around Dressed as Eddie From “Stranger Things”
We all loved when James Hetfield debuted his Halloween costume, which was a tribute to everyone’s favorite “Stranger Things” rocker…
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