October 5, 2023
NEW YORK – The fraud trial of Donald Trump began with heartfelt letters from Hollywood couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila…
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October 5, 2023
CLEVELAND, OH – Sources confirmed earlier today that the band's trip to their next gig in was extended by what…
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October 4, 2023
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to counteract rumors of the President’s declining physical prowess, the Biden campaign is…
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September 20, 2023
SARASOTA, Fla. — Davey Lincoln, frontman for regionally popular pop-punk band It’s Not a Tumor, claimed a sudden bout of…
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September 14, 2023
LOS ANGELES — A rather hilarious Petey sketch where he plays at least a half dozen characters was reportedly not…
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September 14, 2023
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Organizers of a spelling bee primarily focused on metal band names were disappointed to see every…
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September 13, 2023
SAN JOSE — Local man Chris Bendar, 32, very carefully found a verbal path around mentioning TikTok when recommending Petey’s…
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September 12, 2023
[caption id="attachment_160686" align="aligncenter" width="1048"] Click here to preorder[/caption] Petey USA was born a 14-year-old boy in the crowd at a…
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September 8, 2023
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Members of local indie band Seashore inexplicably carried their respective instruments nearly two miles into a scenic…
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September 7, 2023
The long wait is finally over. Football is back. This is the year your team will go all the way,…
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