REPORT: Bandmate Controlling Music Added At Least Three Hours to Trip
CLEVELAND, OH – Sources confirmed earlier today that the band's trip to their next gig in was extended by what…
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Biden Campaign Prepares Release of Incredible Martial Arts Video of President Destroying Aides Without Even Laying a Finger On Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to counteract rumors of the President’s declining physical prowess, the Biden campaign is…
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Frontman With Sudden Bout of Stage Fright Says It’s Because the Crowd Is So Unbelievably Attractive
SARASOTA, Fla. — Davey Lincoln, frontman for regionally popular pop-punk band It’s Not a Tumor, claimed a sudden bout of…
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REPORT: Majority of Petey Sketches Where He Plays 5-6 Characters Not Filmed and Performed at Full Volume As He Walks Down Street
LOS ANGELES — A rather hilarious Petey sketch where he plays at least a half dozen characters was reportedly not…
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Metal-Themed Spelling Bee Ends in First Round When Nobody Comes Close to Getting Sanguisugabogg Correct
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Organizers of a spelling bee primarily focused on metal band names were disappointed to see every…
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Man Recommending Petey Album Cautiously Tip Toes Around TikTok Mention
SAN JOSE — Local man Chris Bendar, 32, very carefully found a verbal path around mentioning TikTok when recommending Petey’s…
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Man In Crowd Imprints on Arena Vendor Walking Aisles Like Baby Bird
[caption id="attachment_160686" align="aligncenter" width="1048"] Click here to preorder[/caption] Petey USA was born a 14-year-old boy in the crowd at a…
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Band Taking Promo Photos in Desolate Field Brought Their Instruments for Some Stupid Reason
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Members of local indie band Seashore inexplicably carried their respective instruments nearly two miles into a scenic…
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Power Ranking NFL Teams By How Likely Their Kicker Will Be Eaten By A Horse Mid-Season
The long wait is finally over. Football is back. This is the year your team will go all the way,…
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At the Gates Superfan Surprised to Find Out Band Has Six Other Albums
COLUMBIA, S.C. — So-called At the Gates superfan Derek Chaulk was rattled after he discovered the Swedish metal band’s discography…
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