Review: Cannibal Corpse “Butchered at Birth”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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Ted Pillow — Page 3
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I Just Want a Woman Who Cooks, Cleans, and Will Kill Me
It’s a bizarre fact of the human condition that we crave things that are bad for us - drinking booze,…
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Review: The Hives “Barely Legal”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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Review: Pantera “Far Beyond Driven”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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PepsiCo Announces New ‘Pepsi Boneless’
HARRISON, N.Y. — Executives at PepsiCo announced the launch of a new beverage called Pepsi Boneless which they hope will…
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Son, You’re 12 Now, It’s Time You Learned That Baseball Isn’t Real
Timmy, I need to start treating you like the young man that you are. Hell, you’re practically a teenager. It’s…
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Wife Installs Breathalyzer Lock on Husband’s Acoustic Guitar
DETROIT — Frustrated wife Hannah Gerhardt figured out how to install a breathalyzer on her husband’s acoustic guitar which would…
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Trent Reznor’s Parents Still Hoping This Whole Goth Thing Just a Phase
MERCER, Pa. — Nancy Lou and Michael Reznor remain optimistic that their son Trent’s strange clothing, dour attitude, and obsession…
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Nepotism? My Dad Was The Drunkest Guy In Town And Now I’m The Drunkest Guy In Town
I remember bouncing on my father’s knee when I was just a boy, his breath that comforting aroma of Milwaukee’s…
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Tool Fan Misses Entire Set Untangling Ponytail from Nunchucks
ST. LOUIS — Diehard Tool fan Glenn “Stinkfist” Miranda missed the band’s entire set after a brief display of martial…
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