SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…
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NEW YORK — Beloved children’s author R.L. Stine was wondering if he should alienate a large swath of people who…
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KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…
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UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…
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Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the…
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WATERVILLE, Maine — Lead guitarist Lloyd Weil of band Visceral Stench surprised his bandmates by adding an unbelievably intricate solo…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A particularly violent wall of death during an Exodus concert continued after peace talks failed to reach…
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