So Close! Here Are 5 Missing Kids Who Didn’t Make the Cut for the Next Soul Asylum Music Video
If you grew up in the 90s, you no doubt remember watching the music video for Soul Asylum’s 1993 hit…
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Barenaked Ladies Threaten to Release Another Song Unless Tariffs on Canada Are Lifted
TORONTO — Canadian rock band Barenaked Ladies responded to U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs on their country by threatening…
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Donald Trump Replaces Medal of Honor With a Piece of the Aggro Crag From Nickelodeon’s “Guts”
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the decision to replace the country’s highest military decoration for valor in action with…
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Conservative Man Secretly Hoping Lilith Fair Festival Is Revived So He Can Complain About It
HOUSTON — Local conservative Kyle Edwards found himself hoping female-centric music festival Lilith Fair is revived so he can complain…
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How To Fill Your Metal Scene’s Diversity Quota With a Weird Old Guy Who Moshes
We all know representation matters. Whether it’s in the workplace or in our favorite movies and television shows, it’s important…
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Nu-Metal Act Completely Ostracized From Local Scene for Spelling Their Band Name Correctly
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Nu-metal band Deranged found themselves the pariah of their local scene for failing to misspell their band…
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Study Finds Strong Correlation Between Binaca Use and a Hot Date With a Total Babe
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Sociologists at the University of Michigan have discovered a shocking correlation between Binaca use and an…
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Here’s Why My Experience on “Rock of Love” Makes Me the Perfect Fit for This Hedge Fund
Listen, it seems like you’re a little upset now that you know I embellished certain aspects of my resume to…
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Guy Tasked With Censoring British Rap Song in Way Over His Fucking Head
WASHINGTON — Federal Communications Commission (FCC) employee Joshua Boyd found himself in way over his fucking head after being tasked…
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World’s Dipshit Concertgoers Announce Plans to Scream “Crazy Train” at Upcoming Black Sabbath Reunion Show
BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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