Look, as the frontman of the band, I am the visionary—and vision—holding this band together. Crusty Vag would just be…
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I used to be a God-fearing man. A real fire-and-brimstone buff. But my faith in God aged just as poorly…
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FARGO, N.D. — Account manager Jamie Duncan is in disbelief that she will lose everything in her upcoming split from…
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We all know self-absorbed people. These one-sided relationships wear us down and deplete our resources. It is a person’s actions,…
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CARLSBAD, N.M. — Avid Tinder user Myles Soto enjoyed playing Devil’s advocate last night while his date begged him to…
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You may say there's no such thing as Santa, but me and my Grandpa, we believe. We know all to…
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KIRBY, Wyo. — Local woman Madison Fuller announced today via multiple social media platforms that she is expecting to be…
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DALLAS — Singer-songwriter and registered sex offender Wilfred Barton announcded his first tour dates at a press conference held yesterday…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — 41-year-old punk Kaira Rojas is concerned her new drug dealer is ripping her off, paying increasingly high…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Beta cuck Seth Armitage watched helplessly from the side of his wife Nadia’s hospital bed last…
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