So you and your partner have decided to call it quits. Maybe it’s a conscious uncoupling, maybe it’s a messy, drawn-out horror divorce the likes…
A Group of Teenage Girls Just Laughed Near You So Enjoy Being Paranoid About That Forever
By Sean Fallon
Like three cannon blasts from the depths of hell, a trio of teenage girls just laughed while sitting near to you so that’s something that…
Man Clearly Lying About Which Band’s Show He Caught COVID At
By Sean Fallon
BOULDER, Colo. — Local man and obvious liar, Benjamin Walters, who was recently diagnosed with COVID, claims to have caught at “the gnarliest show” he’d…
When Our Friend’s Cat Went Missing We Asked Twitter To Do Their Thing and Now We’re Being Canceled
By Sean Fallon
In the grand tradition of using social media to help solve real world problems, when we heard our friend’s cat had gone missing we posted…