Ryan Dondero, Author at HARDTIMES

May 9, 2024

NEW YORK — Local poser James Morgan reportedly wore a bald cap over his luscious head of hair in order…

March 23, 2024

Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time…

March 1, 2024

Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion…

January 30, 2024

KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence…

January 13, 2024

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk, Joel Locke, reportedly mistook a waitress’s inherent kindness as an invitation to make her watch…

January 9, 2024

You know, it’s hard being an administrative assistant at the 7th most successful personal injury law firm in the larger…

January 1, 2024

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…

January 1, 2024

I’m a very, very, VERY busy man. It’s SO HARD running a successful small business out of the back of…

December 31, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…

December 28, 2023

Well, well, well…look who we have here. If it isn’t Mr. “Punk” himself… That’s what you call yourself, right? “Punk”?…