You know, it’s hard being an administrative assistant at the 7th most successful personal injury law firm in the larger…
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…
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I’m a very, very, VERY busy man. It’s SO HARD running a successful small business out of the back of…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Well, well, well…look who we have here. If it isn’t Mr. “Punk” himself… That’s what you call yourself, right? “Punk”?…
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PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — A neglected acoustic guitar belonging to local man Phil Everett reportedly plays itself to sleep each night…
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Meeee-owwww! Isn’t food great? The way it tastes, the way it smells, the way my little kitty cat body involuntarily…
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NEW YORK — Recently discovered journals from the founder of the famed punk and hardcore club CBGB revealed that the…
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EASTON, Pa. — Art supply company, Crayola, is releasing a new crayon color named “Hammer Smashed Face Red” to coincide…
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LAS VEGAS — Former Vice President Mike Pence dropped out of the 2024 presidential race Saturday after grazing a door…
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