NEW YORK — Local poser James Morgan reportedly wore a bald cap over his luscious head of hair in order…
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Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time…
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Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion…
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KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk, Joel Locke, reportedly mistook a waitress’s inherent kindness as an invitation to make her watch…
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You know, it’s hard being an administrative assistant at the 7th most successful personal injury law firm in the larger…
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…
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I’m a very, very, VERY busy man. It’s SO HARD running a successful small business out of the back of…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Well, well, well…look who we have here. If it isn’t Mr. “Punk” himself… That’s what you call yourself, right? “Punk”?…
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