Ryan Dondero, Author at HARDTIMES

March 1, 2024

Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion…

January 30, 2024

KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence…

January 13, 2024

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk, Joel Locke, reportedly mistook a waitress’s inherent kindness as an invitation to make her watch…

January 9, 2024

You know, it’s hard being an administrative assistant at the 7th most successful personal injury law firm in the larger…

January 1, 2024

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…

January 1, 2024

I’m a very, very, VERY busy man. It’s SO HARD running a successful small business out of the back of…

December 31, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…

December 28, 2023

Well, well, well…look who we have here. If it isn’t Mr. “Punk” himself… That’s what you call yourself, right? “Punk”?…

December 11, 2023

PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — A neglected acoustic guitar belonging to local man Phil Everett reportedly plays itself to sleep each night…

November 17, 2023

Meeee-owwww! Isn’t food great? The way it tastes, the way it smells, the way my little kitty cat body involuntarily…