August 1, 2020
DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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July 30, 2020
I know all you libs are sitting home and watching the Lamestream Media right now. You’re seeing these “protestors” get…
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July 26, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Former Misfits vocalist Michale Graves has successfully unseated Glenn Danzig as the band’s most ridiculous vocalist following…
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June 21, 2020
WASHINGTON — Worried about industry typecasting, representatives of local crisis actor Daniel Mauer say he is seeking a wider range…
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May 2, 2020
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…
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April 20, 2020
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local stoner Dan “Stems” Thompson overcame the crushing despair of social isolation today by attempting to create…
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April 20, 2020
I am so sick of being left out. Every year 4/20 rolls around and the entire country throws this huge…
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March 28, 2020
In this very trying time, it is important that we are able to have a rational conversation with those in…
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March 14, 2020
Hey everyone! We all have the coronavirus pandemic on our minds. Everyone is rightfully pretty scared. Basic survival supplies and…
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March 3, 2020
The Trump train keeps barreling towards 2020! Along with record job creation and the highest poll ratings in Presidential history…
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